Top Royal Wedding Jokes

Bachelorette Game for a royal wedding joke

Prince Harry could use this Bachelorette Game for his best man's speech and royal wedding jokes

Not all weddings are as serious as a royal wedding. And, of course, the reception has lighter moments during the best man’s speech. Here are the top royal wedding jokes you may hear Prince Harry utter during the royal wedding.

Top Royal Wedding Jokes:

Q: Why is the royal wedding like a three ring circus?
A: Because there is the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering!

Q: What are the two steps Prince William must take to have a successful marriage?
A: First, let Princess Kate think she is having here own way. Second, let her have her own way.

Q: What are the two most important words Prince William must learn in his marriage to Princess Kate?
A: “Yes Dear.”

Q: What will make Prince William a successful king?
A: If he can make more money than Princess Kate will spend.

Q: Why is Prince William like a lawn mower?
A: He’s hard to get started, emits foul odors, and doesn’t work half the time!

Q: Why is Prince William’s marriage worse than a lottery?
A: With a lottery, you do have a slight chance.

Q: What’s the best way for Princess Kate to get Prince William to do something?
A: Suggest that perhaps he’s too old to do it.

Q: Why does  Prince William keep looking at his marriage licence?
A: Perhaps he’s already looking for a loophole.

Q: What’s Prince William’s definition of a perfect wife?
A: One who helps him with the dishes.

Do you have a royal wedding joke to add? Post your top royal wedding jokes below. For your wedding, shop unique royal wedding party supplies. In addition to these royal wedding jokes, also see Royal Wedding Ideas for William and Kate.

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Throw A Royal Wedding Reception Party of Your Own

Dream Horse and Carriage Standee

Your Royal Wedding Decorations are Complete with a Dream Horse and Carriage Standee

When you gather with friends to join over 1 billion around the world to watch the Royal Wedding, throw a little royal wedding reception party of your own!

Around the television, create and inviting royal wedding reception party space. As a royal wedding reception backdrop, use a dream horse and carriage standee fit to carry a new prince or princess (or king and queen)! Float a few Wedding Bells latex balloons across your party skyline to match the bells that will toll across London as the vows are completed. Pink, white and silver party streamers and tablecovers will add to the magical moment.

As Prince William and Princess Kate exit the cathedral, toss fairytale castle confetti with your guests.

For royal wedding reception beverages, start with a traditional cup of tea seved in a wedding elegance paper cup. These can be used for hot or cold beverages. Then, sip a celebratory glass of bubbly from plastic Champagne glasses. At the center of your royal wedding reception party food table, place a glitter castle centerpiece.

If you have little ones watching attending your royal wedding reception event, have a princess gumball machine on hand to silence their mouths so you don’t miss a vow!

Send your guests home with a glass slipper of their own which they can bring to the next royal wedding they attend. It may just be their own!

Mama’s First Baby Shower

baby shower favor bag

Place special shower gifts in adorable baby shower favor bags!

A new baby is one of life’s greatest joys! Shower the new mom with clever, baby shower ideas and gifts to help her welcome her new little one into the world.

Baby Shower Party Ideas For a Baby Girl

If the new mom is expecting a baby girl, decorate the shower venue by hanging darling pink-and-white paper baby shower lanterns in the doorways or from the ceiling. Add white fabric or vinyl table covers and scatter tables with our pink baby shower safety pins.

Baby Shower Party Ideas For a Baby Boy

A Noah’s Ark or safari theme is always fun and appropriate to welcome a little boy. Choose from Shindigz’ line of Noah’s ark and “Wild Safari” themed decorations and shower favors. Hang the Wild Safari blue baby shower danglers from the ceiling or in the entryway. Decorate the room with mylar Wild Safari balloons, and scatter tables with safari confetti featuring a pair of adorable giraffes. Order a stylish Wild Safari blue baby shower favor bag for each guest to take home.

Baby Shower Party Ideas for Boys or Girls

Design a gender-neutral shower.  Include the whimsical “Baby Pooh” collection with everything you need to host a special baby shower. Begin by sending out these Baby Pooh and Friends invitations. At the baby shower, decorate tables with the Baby Pooh and Friends table cover, a darling Pooh honeycomb centerpiece, Pooh dinner plates, and beverage napkins bearing the words “Sweet Little Smiles.”

The delightful and useful baby carriage pinata serves as a unique centerpiece as well as a fun ending to the shower. Fill the piñata with candy, small toys, or little gifts for the mom-to-be. Any new mom will love a personalized cake made with the baby buggy cake pan. Customize the baby shower cake with pink or blue décor. Choose green or yellow if the baby’s gender is a surprise or if Mom is expecting one of each!

Whether you’re celebrating Mama’s first baby shower or her tenth, creating a party with new ideas is part of the fun.  What are some of your favorite baby shower ideas?

Vacation Bible School Sets and Decorations

Vacation Bible School:  ah, the memories! Singing “Deep and Wide,” eating generic sandwich cookies, and of course enjoying the fun sets and decorations. If you’re planning a Vacation Bible School program for this summer, take advantage of Shindigz Party’s huge selection of products to create a memorable setting.

Noah’s Ark Standee

If you have a Noah’s Ark or Bible Heroes theme, a 4′ high by 5′ wide Noah’s Ark Standee is a natural decoration choice. Kids from toddlers up to tweens will enjoy this brightly colored, easy to set up decoration.

Vacation Bible School Banners

vacation bible school bannerHow about decorating your Vacation Bible School with colorful, personalized banners? Shindigz Party offers a wide variety of banners in sizes ranging from 18″ x 54″ to 72″ x 202″. You can choose from weather-resistant vinyl banners or Attach n’ Go adhesive banners.

Cross Balloons

Need a quick and inexpensive way to decorate? Try joyous cross mylar balloons. Measuring a large 28″, these would look wonderful lining a wall, hallway, or aisle.

Bible Standee

No matter what your theme, this 5′ Bible Standee will be just the right touch to welcome kids as they arrive for Bible School. The standee is easy to assemble and can be personalized with your church’s name and dates.

Vacation Bible School Themes

Many Vacation Bible Schools are based around themes. Shindigz Party is the place to go for planning events based on a wide variety of themes. Whether your Bible School has a rainbow theme, a western theme, an under-the-sea theme, or a circus theme, check out their wide selection of theme supplies for a Vacation Bible School Set your students will long remember.

Cinco de Mayo – Fiesta Favors & Decorations

Set Cinco de Mayo tables with functional tableware and decorations that will make fantastic fiesta party favors and door prizes, too. Here are a few ways to get double the ping for the peso with Cinco de Mayo party supplies.

Tableware. Serve up cold cocktails in salt-rimmed cactus margarita glasses set on personalized coasters that match your La Fiesta banners or Festive Cactus Cinco de Mayo tableware kits.

Edibles. Similarly, you can deck tables with sweet treats, such as personalized chocolate lollipops or mint tins, which match your preferred Cinco de Mayo fiesta theme design (and provide a sweet foil to spicy fiesta food!). Create edible table bouquets by arranging lollipops in festive vases.

Candles. Use the fiesta candle set of four colorful, iconic shapes, our adorable margarita candles, or custom candle favors for the fiesta party as personal decorative and lighting additions to each table setting.

Wearables. Tie a sombrero to the back of each chair. Later, as folks naturally gravitate to putting them on, take photos with them under a personalized Fiesta arch (shown above right) or one of your festive Cinco de Mayo banners. Wrap chili pepper bracelets around napkin-bundled utensils.

Other. Place maracas with taller decorations, such as the cactus piñata, in centerpiece arrangements. Use chili pepper photo balloon holders for Del Sol mylar balloons or placecards at the fiesta party — they will make cute recipe card holders at home in the kitchen afterward.

Take a virtual stroll around the Cinco de Mayo party supplies store for more fiesta decoration and favor ideas.


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