Not all weddings are as serious as a royal wedding. And, of course, the reception has lighter moments during the best man’s speech. Here are the top royal wedding jokes you may hear Prince Harry utter during the royal wedding.
Top Royal Wedding Jokes:
Q: Why is the royal wedding like a three ring circus?
A: Because there is the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering!
Q: What are the two steps Prince William must take to have a successful marriage?
A: First, let Princess Kate think she is having here own way. Second, let her have her own way.
Q: What are the two most important words Prince William must learn in his marriage to Princess Kate?
A: “Yes Dear.”
Q: What will make Prince William a successful king?
A: If he can make more money than Princess Kate will spend.
Q: Why is Prince William like a lawn mower?
A: He’s hard to get started, emits foul odors, and doesn’t work half the time!
Q: Why is Prince William’s marriage worse than a lottery?
A: With a lottery, you do have a slight chance.
Q: What’s the best way for Princess Kate to get Prince William to do something?
A: Suggest that perhaps he’s too old to do it.
Q: Why does Prince William keep looking at his marriage licence?
A: Perhaps he’s already looking for a loophole.
Q: What’s Prince William’s definition of a perfect wife?
A: One who helps him with the dishes.
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